5. Sexile Your Roommate

11:01 AM / Posted by Carlie /



SHOULDN'T. (for excessive periods of time)

According to Urban Dictionary, sexile means:

to banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.

Most freshman girls are guilty of this at one time or another. It's not necessarily a bad thing. However, don't be rude about it. If you want to get with your guy, wait until your roommate is gone. Or, if your roommate never leaves the room, kindly ask if you and your guy can be alone for a little while. That's what dorm lounges are for: sexiled roommates.

Note: Sexiling your roommate for more than 55 minutes is ridiculous. I mean, come on, does your guy really take that long? I didn't think so.

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