You’re not going to be with him forever. Trust me. He’s really not that awesome (even if you think he is), and when you enter your freshman year, it’s time to cut him loose. In fact, going off to college is the perfect excuse to break up with your high school boyfriend. Go out, explore, make new friends (particularly the hot guy type), and meet new people (again, particularly the hot guy type). And when you bump into a cutie in your first-year poli class, you’ll forget all about what’s-his-face.
Here are some fun ways to let him go:
1. Casually mention, “I’ve decided to become a lesbian.” Apparently, it’s the new thing.
2. You get terrible cell phone reception on campus. So you can’t answer his calls… for seven months.
3. Tell him, “If I wanted to stay in a trailer park with you, I wouldn’t have gone to college.”
4. Use the old standby: you’ve decided to forgo The University of North Carolina for the National University of Singapore.
5. Say, "I've decided that I'm ready to have children." He'll run away after that.
NOTE: If you really, really love him, stick with him. High school sweethearts are sickeningly cute, and we all secretly long for that kind of relationship.
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