No, when I say goodies, I don’t mean lollipops. While Student Health is severely lacking in actual medical assistance, it is useful for one thing: interesting take-homes. Forget the condoms (not when you’re having sex of course, but for the purpose of this post); the real value lies in the free lube.
Have you ever had a lube fight? If not, you are missing out on the college version of a water-gun splashathon. Last year, a few of my suitemates coated each other (and the walls and doorknobs of our neighbor’s suite in the process) in an epic lube battle. Give it a try. It’s not as dirty as it sounds.
Check out your school’s student health. But if you want real medical advice, I would suggest the community hospital…
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