12. Dress like a Slut on Halloween

12:28 PM / Posted by Carlie /




SHOULD. (within moderation)

According to the 2004 Blockbuster Mean Girls,

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

To a great extent, this is absolutely true, especially in college. Halloween is a night of mischief, mayhem, excessive drinking, and being whoever you want to be (and typically, most freshman girls want to be a slut). I am by no means advocating hiking up your skirt, plopping some pasties on your boobs and heading out the door. However, if you really want to do that, Halloween night is the time to get away with it. So if your dream is to be a naughty schoolgirl, a sexy nurse or even a hooker, go for it, girl. You’ll be sure to draw attention. Just class it up your sophomore year.

Note: Make sure all of your lady parts are secure and covered. Dressing like a slut is one thing. Being arrested for indecent exposure is another.

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