It's a conspiracy. College bunk beds are rickety, old and barely big enough for one.
Love your large bed at your home-sweet-home? Get used to sleeping on a mattress that has mysterious stains and barely extends the width of your body. Want to make it seem bigger? Share your bed with a guy and spend a night crunched against a wall or squished underneath his body. I promise, the next night, your barely-twin will feel like a king.
If he asks to spend the night again, tell him the futon is available. It's okay to be greedy.
0 comments:
Post a Comment